Shrek The Musical - Story Of My Life — аккорды и текст

Pinocchio:

(Speaking):

Life is disappointing

Woe is what I know

(Singing):

Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes

For poor Pinocchio!

Story of my life, always doomed to fail,

Cheated by a fox,

Swallowed by a whale.

That’s the story of my life,    oh    yeah

That’s the story of my life.

Elf:

(Yelling):

Strife is never ending

Peter Pan:

Banished!

From the town

Ugly Duckling:

They dragged my from the pond

Godmother:

The broke my magic wand

Three Little Pigs:

They blew our condos down!

Wicked Witch:

Life, is but a witch hunt

Mama Bear:

Mamas in the mud, Mamas in distress

Gnome:

They ridiculed my hat

Pigs:

Zey said zat vee vere fat!

Wolf:

They tore my cott’n granny dress

And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess

All:

Story of my life, booted from the ball

Told to go away

Humpty Dumpty:

Toppled off a wall

All:

That’s the story of my life

Rabbit:

That’s the story of my life

All:

That’s the story of my life

All:

I always dreamed I’d get a hap - py    ending

Witch:

And this right here, not how it goes!

All:

I always dreamed I’d get an ev - er   aft - er,

If this is it, it blows!

It blows!

It blows!

Pinocchio:

(Yelling):

This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana!

All:

Story of my life, all the wasted prayers

All the broken dreams,

Three Bears:

All the broken chairs

All:

All the damage done

Bears:

All the busted beds

All:

All the shattered bowls

Bears:

And the porridge on our heads

All:

That’s the story of my life,   yes  sir

That’s the story of my life

Oy    Vey!

That’s the story of my                   life!

Pinocchio:

Crap!