Cannabis College — аккорды и текст

Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else

That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12

We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour

Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

PRE-CHORUS:

So if you grow your knowledge tree

Hydroponically

Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College

Instead of writing boring papers

you'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes

You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced

that you're acing physics

You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples

and carving cans

You passed your first exam

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So if you take your notes and tokes

Of signals made of smoke

No joke it is, off you Go to Cannabis College

And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory

Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?

INTERLUDE

Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he's been here

who knows how long

His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal

to Oregon

Throughout the days it's Dr Dre from the payphone era

of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it's Purple Haze

And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone

PRE-CHORUS:

     B7  F#   B7

With THC, PhDs, a BА in euphoria

Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia

Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20

Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says

I made it through college

Repeat chorus until end.